Thankfully though, Aaron will never have to submit this bizarre dating profile because he is already married to Lex, 31.
Nevertheless, the hilarious experiment was a hit with his 574,000 followers, leading Aaron to joke that he was available to write dating profiles for a fee of £5,000 an hour.
In 1890, a 'well brought up' boy and girl were commonly forbidden to sit together in the dark; but motion pictures and the automobile have lifted this taboo." But if sex and horseless carriages have gone together for more than a century — with apologies to Frank Sinatra — speed dating and marketing meshed more awkwardly in Miami.
The encounters took place in 10 Fusions parked outside the Cafeteria.
The authors say that "another problem, much discussed by Middletown parents, [is] the increasing relaxation of some of the traditional prohibitions upon the approaches of boys and girls to each other's persons.
The Ford people, clad in black T-shirts with the word Fusion printed boldly in silver lettering, were pacing a bit nervously.
By , most of the 45 eventual participants, all Miami-based subscribers to the Internet dating site Match.com, had arrived, and the Fusion marketing launch manager, Jyarland Daniels Jones, a svelte 31-year-old African American woman, finally got the proceedings going.
Dating is tough business and writing that appealing online dating profile even tougher.